The Dolomites have been called the most beautiful architecture in the world, and Cortina d’Ampezzo, its pearl.

It’s where Lindsey Vonn won more times than any other skier and where the American women love to race.

That’s why I’m here on my birthday, my sixth at the Olympics.

The skiing fates had different plans for Vonn this time, but her teammate Breezy Johnson reached 85 m.p.h on the mile-and-a-half-downhill to win the first gold medal of the Games for the U.S.

I spent my morning at the bottom of the women’s downhill on a bluebird day with breathtaking views. It was a workday, but the kind of workday that might make you question any retirement plans you have rolling around in your head.

But by day’s end, I was reminded that spending carefree days in Maine might just be the way to go.

A spectacular morning gave way to an endless hunt for a bus, any bus, to Venice, so I could catch the last train from there back to Milan. At best, a six-hour journey from Cortina.

The volunteers, like at most Games, are pleasant, well meaning and clueless. This will get me in trouble with our favorite volunteer, Leah, who knew exactly what to do at the London Games. Leah, I feel like it’s your duty to volunteer — and train — at all subsequent Games.

If I get pointed in a different direction one more time I might just break down in tears.

Rooms are scarce if not completely taken in Cortina, and I had checked out of my room in the morning. That room was now gone and a search by Libby, our intrepid logistics manager, was coming up empty. Even if I missed the last train to Milan, I could spend the night in the Venice train station. At least it would have heat because by now the sun was down and it was getting cold in Cortina.

The trusty health app on my phone was alerting me that I was walking much more than average that day. Clever, that app!

After two hours I was assured that I was in the right place to get the bus to Venice, but there would be no more buses today. 16,000 steps lugging my backpack and camera gear. If memory serves, all those steps were uphill. The app gave me no credit for that.

Now do I eat? I had only a coke all day, or do I look for a warm spot for the night? I was next to a church, maybe they would take pity on a grey-haired, cold, homeless man and let me sprawl out on a pew. I opened the door — in the middle of a late mass. Oh yeah, it’s Sunday.

I would start walking again, looking for a place to eat. I’ll stop back at the church later.

As I walked, my phone buzzed. It was Saint Libby. Joe, I found a room for you in the attic of a hotel. Would that be ok?

BLESS YOU! I texted back!


Sights and sounds of Cortina. For some who may have missed it the first time, these are slideshows. Just hit the arrow to advance. There are 7 photos. Clever, this app.


14 responses to “Birthday in the Dolomites”

  1. good stuff. DO NOT question your retirement plans!

    T

  2. Wow Joe! Sounds like quite the adventure. Happy Belated Birthday. How was that attic room?? Don’t question retirement, those treks won’t get any easier. You forgot to mention all was great though, as your Annie Banana was on her way to make it all okay.
    Liza; from happening Minneapolis❤️

  3. We will keep reminding you of almost having to sleep in church, of not eating, spending the night in an attic and clueless volunteers any time you question retirement!!!!!

    Keep thinking MAINE! ❤️

    AJ.

  4. After sleeping 12 hours, an Italian breakfast – think pastries, cornettos, eggs, meats, fruits- another long nap, a walk & a cafe latte I can finally say “I am awake in Italy” -Let the games begin!!!

    Banane in Italie 🇮🇹

    (I think Jambonie was slacking on the blog by not sleeping in the church)

  5. Says the woman with free room and board in Milan.

  6. happy birthday Joe!
    great to be enjoying Italy aside from the trains! Have fun.
    elizabeth

  7. happy birthday Joe.
    lucky you to be in Italy for it.
    all best

    Elizabeth

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    OlympicSpectatorWannabe

    I’ve been wondering about your hotel arrangements. I thought maybe you had 2 rooms, one in each city…what was I thinking?! Hopefully the rest of the Times crew and now Annie have helped you celebrate with more than a Coke.

    It is absolutely beautiful there!

  9. Happy Birthday, Joe!! 🥳

    I’m enjoying your commentary!

    Best, Abby

  10. Happy Birthday! Thanks for sharing your experiences. The pictures and videos are spectacular.

    J Filz

  11. What a day! But it made for a great read so thank you for enduring for us! Amazing pictures!!

    CTJANDA

  12. I knew it was your birthday, Joe , tho how my 76 years old mind recalled it !! Love the pic on the Zamboni but the details of what you are going to do with photos and how you are going to do that of the Quad God’s rotations lost me in the details ! MPK

  13. Just catching up… I hope you are having some good meals over there. You haven’t mentioned anything about the food so far. Cousin Jane

  14. Belayed birthday greetings including thoughts of a bucolic Maine landscape. Happy Ms. Bananee is there for the good times. Perhaps you could score a broken medal and some crazy glue for EBay! Happy Valentine’s Day from

    ❤️Brooklyn Kellezono-Stewarti’s

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