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Robot Margaritas Anyone?

The bar is open! High tech culinary exploits are underway at the MMC, a.k.a. Main Media Center. There are precisely measured and expertly shaken drinks at the Robot Bar. Patricia, perhaps you should get one for your opening ceremony party. Robots also make our food and deliver it. Touchless cuisine at its finest. Asking them…

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The bar is open!

High tech culinary exploits are underway at the MMC, a.k.a. Main Media Center. There are precisely measured and expertly shaken drinks at the Robot Bar. Patricia, perhaps you should get one for your opening ceremony party. Robots also make our food and deliver it. Touchless cuisine at its finest. Asking them to leave out the soy sauce seems to fall on deaf ears, though. Well, to be completely fair, the robots don’t have ears.

Does anyone know how much you tip a robot? Not very friendly but service was efficient. And what do you tip them with? Cash seems impractical. Computer chips? WD-40? Suggestions are welcome in the comments.

Happy Year of the Tiger everyone. I didn’t stay up to see the ball drop.

11 responses to “Robot Margaritas Anyone?”

  1. 2012 Host Avatar
    2012 Host

    They seem to be at least a bit like Wall-E, so play them some songs from “Hello, Dolly!” and they’ll be happy!

  2. #1 Nephew Avatar
    #1 Nephew

    I knew the Jetsons would come true some day! Looks like Rosie has had some upgrades though! If you could get a shot of Judy that would be great. She’s a stunner!!

  3. elizabeth Avatar
    elizabeth

    Amazing! If you weren’t thirsty when you ordered you certainly were by arrival time.

  4. Brady Leigh Mc Avatar
    Brady Leigh Mc

    I thought tigers had two balls?

  5. CTJANDA Avatar
    CTJANDA

    That is amazing! Forget the opening ceremony party, I need that for my everyday life!!

  6. Michigan sister Avatar
    Michigan sister

    That’s crazy, but very cool!! So high tech but so full of soy sauce!!!😕 I wish I was clever enough to come up with an idea for a tip but I’ll leave that to the more creative ones!!
    Take care Joe.

  7. SpectatorWannabe Avatar
    SpectatorWannabe

    This is weird and cool, all at the same time. I would also appreciate a robot bar in my everyday life. Maybe you could get the Times to get a few of them shipped back? As for tipping, I would refrain until they give you something without soy sauce.

  8. johnfilz Avatar
    johnfilz

    I wonder what interpersonal communication will look like in the future.

  9. Keepin' It Real Avatar
    Keepin’ It Real

    Questions, I have questions. …. Spillage? I mean, Robbie O, your bartender, seems to be making some quick starts and stops. There’s no splashing? …. How would this fare at the Beijing Hooters? …. Not a question, but a comment: As a firm union man, I’m against all this.

  10. Avatar
    Anonymous

    I would tip in AA batteries

  11. Avatar
    Anonymous

    John in CP Maine says you tip a robot in “cache” !

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