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Call Me Zé

Welcome back friends, the Blog has landed in Rio.

The 2016 version promises to be a lively one if for no other reason than, well, we are in Rio de Janeiro!

I mean how bad can this be? Sure, we might want to stay away from Guanabara Bay, maybe avoid a favela or two, but this is the land of samba, caipirinhas and the most stunning coastal scenery you can imagine: Its soaring granite peaks give way to miles of white sandy beaches inhabited by Cariocas in an endless parade of Speedos and thongs.

Welcome to Rio!

Rio is a stunner, but it is also a city of contrasts. Look down on it from the Redeemer (photo above) and it will take your breath away. Walk its streets and the friendliness of its people is apparent, but it comes with a sense of uneasiness.

There is a lot of street crime here, or so I am told. This is the third time here for me over the past four years and I have seen very little of that first hand. My first trip, four years ago, was an Olympics-run tour of Rio’s main attractions: the Redeemer, Sugar Loaf Mountain, Copacabana, Leblon and Ipanema, as well as whatever Olympic progress had been made to that point. In other words, we got the glossy, postcard tour.

Last year, we came back to report the stories that the Olympic folks may have neglected to show us: the poverty, the corruption, the crime — and the gangs.

The filth of Guanabara Bay is no secret to anyone. But we wanted to know how it got this way and why nothing could be done to correct it despite promises from Rio during its Olympic bid eight years ago that it would greatly reduce the Bay’s pollution. As we found out, not only would this not happen by the Olympics, it’s likely never to happen. That story: “Who Is Polluting Rio’s Bay?” is here.

We partnered with the fine folks at O Globo. They call me Zé. O Globo is the big media company here in Brazil. They helped with the language, set up interviews, kept us from winding up in places we shouldn’t. The also hired our fixers, the guys who would go into some questionable neighborhoods ahead of us to find out whether it would be a good idea or not for us to visit that day. More than once they came back to tell us, “Not today folks.”

The short version of Joseph in Brazil is not Joe, our friends told me. It’s Zé. I don’t know about you, but that is the coolest my name has ever sounded. When you grow up as a Joe (Joe Blow, average Joe, Joe six pack), Zé is a major upgrade.

That reporting trip did afford me my first helicopter ride as we filmed along one of the rivers that feed the bay. Was a bit worried about my motion sickness but we had a terrific pilot who kept the ride steady. He kept us safe too. Every once in a while we had to increase our altitude to stay out of gunshot range. Over some of the more violent favelas (the slums that climb many of the hillsides) gang members shoot at the helicopters if they think it’s the police.

Welcome to Rio!

In the upside-down world of the Olympics, these Summer Games are taking place in winter here, fresh on the heels of the Winter Games in the palm-tree laden city of Sochi. You remember Sochi: stray dogs and homemade hooch; Ted Ligety’s gold and Sahib’s “Oh my God, Joe!”

If you’re new to Eat at Joe’s or simply want a refresher of Olympic blog posts from the past, there are links above to the Sochi and London blogs. Unfortunately, the pre-London posts are lost to the ether. You may remember that this little endeavor started in Torino in 2006. It was called Journal Olympico and was a series of emails sent back home to family, which then got forwarded to an ever-increasing number. It has been fun over the years sharing a behind-the-scenes look at the Olympics.

In the spirit of Eat at Joe’s, I would like to dedicate this 2016 version to my mom and to Anne’s sister, Dawn, two great friends of the blog who we lost since we last met. I have thought of them both a lot while getting E@J’s ready over the past weeks. Sending those first emails home to let my worrying mother know I was just fine was the genesis of this blog. And Dawn’s curiosity and encouragement were a constant source of inspiration to post the details from my latest Olympic exploits.

To them, let’s raise a glass or two of caipirinha. (perhaps my mom would prefer white zin instead!)

I’ve been here a couple of days now and it’s the usual frantic rush by the host city to get things ready for the athletes and Bob Costas. Lots of hammering and wet paint.

Our shuttle ride from the hotel to the media center is about 40 minutes but the first 15 are along the beautiful Barra Beach. Quite the nice commute and the beach is only a 10-minute walk from the hotel. There is a picture attached.

Welcome to Rio!

Like London, Rio built an Olympic Park outside the city, in Barra (pronounced Baha). It’s in a relatively new and mostly upscale suburb. The swimming, tennis, gymnastics, diving and a bunch of other events will be here, as is the media center. We took a walk around and shot a few photos, which are in the slideshow.

As always, the success (and the liveliness) of the blog depends mostly on you guys. I’ll do what I can to keep it fresh and entertaining. Perhaps I’ll trade the Russian moonshine for some samba dancing or beach volleyball in my new Speedo.

Welcome to Rio!

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The Czechs!

Barra commute

Barra Beach

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Time to place the underwater cameras

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Still working on the timing

3 guys at the poolLobster trap tree 2015

Doug Mills, Bedel Saget abd Jason Stallman

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My helicopter ride

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A river to the Bay

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Copacabana Beach

24 Comments Post a comment
  1. #2sister's avatar
    #2sister #

    As always, a wonderful post! Lovely shoutout to Mom and Dawn, neither of whom would approve of the speedo idea! Well, maybe Dawn would – she had a great sense of humor, and would need every bit of it for that visual. Please be careful, and as always, thank you so much for letting us all experience the Olympic backstories through your eyes and ears (and laptop). xoxo #2sister

    July 31, 2016
  2. John Filzen's avatar
    John Filzen #

    …and Connie and I are on a different latitude along the Atlantic coast. Not quite Rio, but we are sitting on the deck of the condo we are staying at this week overlooking the beach and waves in Delaware. Have fun, and enjoy the beauty! I can’t wait to read your posts!!☺

    July 31, 2016
  3. Mildred's avatar
    Mildred #

    Dear Joe. Enjoyed the blog look forward to the next one. Thanks for commerating it to dawn she loved it. Keep well and be safe.

    July 31, 2016
  4. CTJANDA's avatar

    Yay it’s here again!!! A great intro as expected! (Minus the beach volleyball in the speedo of course, let’s just all pretend we didn’t read that) Looking forward to the posts! Hope to see some food pics in with all this sports stuff! And as always, please remember to give Matt Lauer my best. ….maybe that Czech guy on the bike too.

    July 31, 2016
  5. Mary Pat's avatar
    Mary Pat #

    Glad you are up and running in Rio !! Look forward to all you can tell us again .

    August 1, 2016
  6. Unknown's avatar
    2012 host #

    So happy it’s blog time again, and say hi to Pelé!

    August 1, 2016
  7. NotInvitedToRio's avatar
    NotInvitedToRio #

    Love that we are all back to experience these games through you, you’re so good to us! I’m guessing your Rio company isn’t quite as good as your London company was, do your best to make it through these summer games without 2012 host and myself. Trisha, I call first dibs on the Czech…or anyone else we might see fitting. 🙂

    August 1, 2016
  8. Suzette of the Snows's avatar
    Suzette of the Snows #

    Greetings from Cambridgeshire, UK. So good to be reading your blog again as you set out on another excellent adventure! The word ‘speedo’ has got me thinking. Your new Speedo can’t be your first Speedo, can it? Word around the Maple Street ‘hood has it that there is a drawer in the old dresser upstairs at 11 Maple filled with stretched out, dried up Speedo relics from back in the days of swimming at the Town Pool! Please send current pictures of the other bathers. Suzette of the Snows

    August 1, 2016
  9. #2sister's avatar
    #2sister #

    I would also like to announce that I was able – all by myself – to put an icon on both my phone and my iPad for the blog. (Cute little duck, by the way, Joe.) Watch out, Bill Gates…I’m coming for ya!

    August 1, 2016
  10. The caretaker's avatar
    The caretaker #

    Make sure you take plenty of sunblock and an umbrella to go with that speedo.

    August 1, 2016
  11. 100%CzechNieceInLaw's avatar
    100%CzechNieceInLaw #

    I really appreciate the first picture referencing a Czech! Thanks!!

    Thanks for taking the time in your very busy schedule to paint this great picture of the Olympics! I really look forward to your posts.

    August 1, 2016
  12. Michigan sister's avatar
    Michigan sister #

    Like everyone else, I love reading your blog and appreciate that you spend your very rare and precious free time to entertain us but I will be happier when it’s all over and you are safely home. I guess I have taken over the role of official Olympic worrywart! 😕

    August 1, 2016
  13. #2sister's avatar
    #2sister #

    Because I’m retired and have no life whatsoever (a lethal combination), I have been reading old posts and comments from Sochi and London. I think you should make your posts into a book, Ze (I don’t know how to make the little accent mark over the “e”). They are SO informative and entertaining! And so many of the peanut gallery comments were pretty damn funny. Waiting not-so-patiently for others to chime in! TWONKA? Michigan nephew? Vyse Guy? Liza and Brady? Beuhler? Anyone? Also waiting for some duck references, although I imagine even the rubber ducks of your past Olympic experiences wouldn’t survive a dunking in the polluted waters of Rio.

    August 1, 2016
  14. Antonio Carlos & Astrid Gilberto Kelley-Stewpanema's avatar
    Antonio Carlos & Astrid Gilberto Kelley-Stewpanema #

    Dear Ze: so happy to hear from you all the way down there! Yes, Ze is a pretty cool upgrade, but you’ll always be good ole Joe to us. (Do you know the wonderful song ‘Happiness is just a thing called Joe”?). We are singing a lot of Bossa Nova’s in your honor. Have you ever heard Tony Bennett’s “Song of the Jet”? It’s got a Rio theme. Loved your first post!

    August 1, 2016
  15. Zé's avatar
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    First things first. Tom Stewart and Maureen Kelley-Stewart have pulled way ahead for the prize for best commenting aliases. I’m still chuckling at Stewpanema.

    To #2 Sister, the way you get é is to type “option e” then “e”. On your phone, you just hold down the e and a bunch of options will appear. Works for all the vowels.
    And this from a woman who had to email me to tell me I had a grammatical error (a stray apostrophe) on my post! I know you are out of work but you would fit right in on the NYT copy desk. They practically yell “stop the presses” when they find a misplaced comma.

    Hey John and Connie, I’ll put a message in a bottle and toss it off Stewpanema Beach and we’ll see if it reaches you in Delaware.

    Putting a Czech Olympian in the blog is a sure fire way to keep the comments coming. Gotta know your audience.

    Time for some sleep, more tomorrow.

    August 1, 2016
  16. eatatjoesblog's avatar
    Copacabanana #

    Dear Zé, Sweet of you to dedicate the blog to your mom and dawn.
    Interesting that the endless parade of Speedos and thongs is one of the first things mentioned.
    I assume you will be too busy to pay much attention. Unfortunately not so many of those on Goose Rocks Beach. Looking forward to your adventures, but if you must go into dark mysterious places for blog fodder, please take a chaperone. (NotInvitedtoRio, where are you when we need you?) Miss ya!!

    August 2, 2016
  17. #2sister's avatar
    #2sister #

    Clearly the people who work the copy desk were educated by nuns! No random apostrophe remains unnoticed, nor does the misuse of your and you’re (a gaffe you would never commit, thankfully). Mé

    August 2, 2016
  18. Brad Leigh's avatar
    Brad Leigh #

    Great Stuff Joe kerp it coming. Remember “What happens in Rio stays in Rio” hopefully that includes the speedo. 🙂

    August 2, 2016
  19. Mary Pat's avatar
    Mary Pat #

    So, have you been living on the luxury cruise ship that Jim B. and the basketball team have opted for ? Clearly , the digs and the food HAVE to be better than what you’ll get. Although , eating on-the-economy would be an adventure —-some real local food would be great !

    August 6, 2016
  20. Cousin Jane's avatar

    Cousin Jane here trying to catch up as usual. Lovely dedication btw.
    You forgot to mention Joe-Joe
    I do have an important question: Are all the cupping circles we see basically round hickies?

    August 9, 2016
  21. Unknown's avatar
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    yes Jane, we call them hickies here

    August 10, 2016
  22. TC's avatar
    TC #

    Finally found this damned Blog after a long, unassisted search;(of course I wouldn’t ask for help!) I like Ze but when you were in Sochi, didn’t they call you Guiseppe? Being half Italian, I like that as an upgrade! Good luck JW, look forward to catching up here.

    August 13, 2016
  23. TC's avatar
    TC #

    PS…You’re on Copacabana beach and that’s the best picture you can give me, uh, us?

    August 13, 2016
  24. BLM's avatar
    BLM #

    The question is…what is growing faster Joe’s hair or the pine tree in the back yard?

    August 14, 2016

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